It's difficult to respond to this review as I am acutely aware that the reviewing guest could have mental health issue or learning problems due to the preposterous content!
However, as a host with a right to respond - I shall.
First of all, I can confirm that I did not forward our check-in details to this guests because they sent me the following message;
thank you. I will not be able to stay with you. I had hoped to pass the night and then go directly to Arran. It appears there is no "directly to Arran." Thank you very much for your effort.
I did contact this guy a few weeks later to confirm that he hadn't booked in error which he hadn't (despite saying NOT ABLE TO STAY) and I failed to forward the code for our key safe box.
His absurd comments about bed and (Website hidden by Airbnb) home isn't a bed and breakfast nor do I claim anywhere in my listing that it is!! Perhaps he thinks the websites name - Airbnb - means Air bed and breakfast which begs the question, what does air stand for? He didn't have any complaints about the lack of oxygen tanks or the likes!
I live on an island and you would be extremely unlikely to find a B&B for less than £35pppn and that's just a room with en suite.
In my listing I have detailed that mobile phone signal is a bit hit and miss and that we do not have WiFi as yet. I have stated that WiFi is due to 've available in September but this was weeks AFTER he booked!! When he booked it was simply unavailable.
I feel myself getting quite aggrieved at this moron's comments, utter garbage.
In my listing I also detail that this stunning area of Scotland is very rural and we do not have gas therefore no central heating but we provide plenty electrix radiators, along with extra blankets. It simply is not my problem if he cannot/will not read things properly. This should be no surprise though as he contacted me wanting information I did not have so I did some research and gave him the information. All of which he could have, himself, found out online - like I did. Lazy springs to mind. Or 'entitled'.
I live on an island (of which there are very very many in Britain) and he sent me a message saying quite simply (out of the blue I got this message) "I got a number for Gus from Joe at saucy Mary's......". Maybe it's just me but that's pretty peculiar to just contact someone you don't know giving names of folk in America as if I have the faintest idea what the heck he's on about!!
Unfortunately I left this muppet a really nice review. WARNING!, FO NOT ACCOMMODATE THIS PERSON!!!!!